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7 AM, the usual morning lineup:
Start on creation spells 'til the cat is healed
Practice the hex, misama, and greased fire
Cast again, and by then it's like 7:15.

And so I'll read a book
Or maybe two or three
The templars come and bring me to my Harrowing
I'm going to the fade
Avoiding demon tricks
I wonder when will my life begin?

Then when I wake up Jowan is waiting for me
He has a plan to runaway with the girl
Repository, Phylactery, we can make it
Fire rod, blast the wall, to the door!
We get caught!

And I facepalm myself
I'm not going to be spared
'Cause Jowan cuts himself,
Blood magic everywhere.
And then he runs and runs,
and runs while I'm still there
Stuck in the same place in this cutscene...

And I'll keep wonderin' and wonderin'
And wonderin' and wonderin'
When will my life begin?

I'm in trouble now,
Then Duncan arrives
Recruits me, and Greagoir looks like he sat on a hive...
What is it like
Out there where we go?
Now that I'm a Warden,
Irving might just
Let me go   ...
A song for the Magi origins, parody of "Tangeld" opening song "When will my life begin" [link]

I thought I've posted this ages ago, then :iconemedeme: told me I didn't, so...

If you want to attempt suicide, there's also the sung version [link] :XD:

Preview Image by :iconemedeme:
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:iconvictricia:
victricia Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay Fran do you mind if I sing this? Gala asked me to sing something from here and this is pretty much the only one I know you don't need a chorus for :D
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
I will mind if you DON'T sing it. *_*
And send me a link to it after, I want to add it to the AC comment. B)
brb, fanboying over your voice thinking of you singing this asdkfhLDSHFAJFHDLHFJLDSHF...
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victricia Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
ahlfkjshkgjhdf *MEGABLUSH* OKAY WORKING ON IT :3

I'll post it to tumblr when it's finished. I may have to rerecord come tomorrow because I'm gonna buy a new recording device then and I'll want to test how it serves but CAN'T WAIT so webcam mic version for now :3
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
new recording device is good :3
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:iconvictricia:
victricia Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay first attempt is here :3 [link]

I'll probably do it again tomorrow. :3
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013
I'm listening :3
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:iconvictricia:
victricia Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
do you approve? ;; Gonna redo it tomorrow probs :3 I got suggested I make videos since the tumblr audio posts don't get that many reblogs...
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Feb 19, 2013
I very much approve, but yeah, there are some recording problems with that mic, and if I were you I'd lower the base by 2 or 3 dB because sometimes the voice is covered by the music.
Do you have a soundcloud account? If you put it there you can have more visibility and there's an option to share on tumblr, giving you also the option to let the track downloadable...
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shinco Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2012  Student General Artist
This is quite possibly the best parody I've seen, you have now beaten Weird Al.
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2012
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No one can beat Weird Al! :stare:
(But thank you :XD:)
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shinco Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2012  Student General Artist
Haha, my husband said that. He didn't know he was logged in as me lol He was quite amused by your reply ^_^ He welcomes you, too ^_^
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silverleaf02 Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011
you are a genius! i totally facepalmed myself when jowen used blood magic not two seconds before that i thought "if he turns out to be a blood mage ive just been screwed.''
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Vandalaire Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
THIS. IS. GREAT. :iconnosebleedplz:
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A-Redheads-Ramblings Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
NYAH! :eager:
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ArchangelNathaniel Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
Nothing can describe the beauty of this masterpiece! This is a creation of the true genius! I... I'm really impressed... :iconawesomenessplz:
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Thepoescrow Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011
I love it!
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Marilynde Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh, this made me smile :D
Genius!
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Yotsuba-no-Clover Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
I've sung it. In high voice. With my sister. You're brilliant and I regret nothing. XD
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Wirls Featured By Owner Sep 16, 2011
Oh this is brilliant!
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jessypet92 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
That's just so awsome! Bravo! :clap:
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XxSilverStarsxX Featured By Owner Sep 13, 2011
This makes me want to watch the movie now. lol I love it!!
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capefoxalix Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2011   Digital Artist
Oh. My. Maker. This is amazing (and also looping eternally in my head). Oh Jowan...
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pagoose Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011
stuck in my head. forever now.
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LilliBP Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yea this is just to funny:
'Cause Jowan cuts himself,
Blood magic everywhere.'

Pleace record all of them cause this is epic :D
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LilDevil2005 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
SO AWESOME. Sad part is.... I read this in the actual voice from the movie. XD
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Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
well, for a female amell/surana it should work just as fine XD
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yuhime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is awesome, Abadir! That song will haunt me now...

"And I facepalm myself
I'm not going to be spared
'Cause Jowan cuts himself,
Blood magic everywhere."

:rofl:
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
I like the part "stuck in the same place in this cutscene" :XD:
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yuhime Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Whole song is just... great! Jowan, whyyyyyyyyyyy? :giggle:
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Anaximenes666 Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
The thing i like of dragon age saga is than in DA:O almost the only blood mage is Jowan...
Then ..in DA2... blood mages... blood mages EVERYWHERE
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 8, 2011
Uhm... if you think about it Jowan is the only NAMED blood mages... if you do the Mages Collective questline and some side quests you'd encounter many of them... not as much as in Kirkwall, though, and always with a templar or two looking for them... :XD:
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Larissa-Art Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
What.
Wow.
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Draugh-Knight Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
:lmao: You Sir are a genius! :rofl: Please do more! :la:
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DemeterAnna Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
This...This is so awesome *_*
Thank you for another song stuck in my head. XD
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
This songs are MEANT to go stuck in your head (or anyone else's head, anyway XD)
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DemeterAnna Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
I'm copying this on my MP3. So I can listen to it ALWAYS :heart:
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Maemi-Sedai Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconbwavoplz:
:iconmonkeylaughplz:
I'm soooo gonna try singing this! x'DDD
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Gadya Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
This is my new cellphone ring tone...I'm warning you since I've already download it...

Sooooo epic.
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
:iconohdearplz:
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Gadya Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Professional Traditional Artist
It's kinda catchy, I must admit...
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Rowlina Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Writer
:evil laugh:

The templars come and bring te to my Harrowing <-- me to the Harrowing

I'm not goign to be spared <-- going to be spared

'Cause Jowan cuts himslef, <-- himself





But yeah, I like it :XD:
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emedeme Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
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THIS IS WHY WE CAN NEVER HAVE PRETTY THINGS
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
:icony-u-noplz:

Thank you, anyway XD
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FyreQueen89 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
I agree with eme. This is amazing. You, ser, are a genius. :iconbravoplz:
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:iconabadir:
Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
:bow:
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FyreQueen89 Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
Soon as there's no family around(so I don't have to explain why I'm laughing my head off), I'll listen to the sung version too. xD
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Aspheroth Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
1rst thought was 'A day In the Life' by 'The Beatles' now I know how many (blood)mages it takes to fill the grand (circle) hall
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Riveriia Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
XDDDDD I've never thought of this! genius!
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Norwen-Eolan Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011  Student Digital Artist
*stands up*
:iconbwavoplz:

Yaaaaaaaaay! I love it! :D
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Abadir Featured By Owner Sep 7, 2011
:bow:
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